An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly

An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly

by P.J. Davis


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In the future, sophisticated aliens will compile our written memoirs and present them on a show intended to be both educational and entertaining, called, "An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly." The marketplace for episodes of this show will look a lot like the Amazon, or Apple online stores look in 2017, only, these aliens will have the ability to "absorb" all the different chapters in fractions of a second. The aliens will file this volume, the one on P.J. Davis, somewhere deep, hidden under a strangely named theme, like, "Male Earthlings With Miscellaneous Names." P.J's writings will then be re-buried, and re-classified as the 52,575th entry under the subcategory "Paul Davis." Then, they'll be divided into eighteen pieces, totaling 76, 713 words (1.4% italicized) and made ready for..."absorption."

Note: Printed version is highly flammable.

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ISBN-13: 9781542792974
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 05/30/2017
Pages: 248
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.56(d)

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