The Beer Guru's Guide: Enlightenment for Those Who Thirst for Knowledge

The Beer Guru's Guide: Enlightenment for Those Who Thirst for Knowledge

by Chris Street

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Overview


The mystical role of beer is explored in this humorous satire that promises ecstatic bliss, immortality, wisdom, and freedom from the hangover. Readers follow a step-by-step guide that takes them on a quest for The Holy Ale, a sacred beer that flows from the Font of All Wisdom and bestows infinite knowledge, immortality, and instant enlightenment. If initiation is survived, readers meet the Beer Guru himself, the Dalai Llager, the Beer Goddess, and the Barmy Swami. Teaching how to master the art of Tantric Beer drinking and how to create a Beer Temple, the central theme of this sacred scroll is that drinking beer is a religious experience.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780285637733
Publisher: Souvenir Press
Publication date: 05/28/2007
Pages: 192
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.58(d)

About the Author


Chris Street is an award-winning advertising executive who has worked on numerous commercials for well-known beers. A mystic and member of The Order of Bards, Ovates, and Druids, he is also the author of Earthstars.

Table of Contents


The Beer Guru and The Barmy Swami     1
The Way of The Beer Guru     5
The Quest for The Holy Ale     9
Monks, Drunks and Holy Men     15
The Path of The Fool     21
Finding the beer equivalent of your soul mate     25
Brewing Your Own, The Alchemy of Ale     31
Dowsing For Beer     35
Creating Your Sacred Beer Space     39
Beer Shrines and Altars     45
Seeing Your Beers Aura     49
Interpreting Your Beer's Aura     53
Blessing Your Beer     59
Initiation     63
The Initiation of The Whirling Pit     69
Opening Your Chakras     73
Becoming One With Your Beer     77
The Beer Goddess     81
Imaginary Ale Vs Real Ale     85
Tantric Beer Drinking     91
Mantras     95
Leys, Sacred Sites And Beer Lines     99
It's The Beer Talking     105
Invisible Friends     109
Reincarnation     113
Karma     117
Unlock the Secret Powers of Beer     121
The Mystic Properties of Beer     127
Out of The Body Experiences or SoulTravel     131
The Cave of the Beer Guru     137
The Dalai Llager and The Monastery of The Beer Brothers     141
The Beer Mat of The Holy Ale     147
The Temple of The Beer Goddess     153
The Font of All Wisdom     159
The Secret Of The Beer Guru's Smile     163

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