D is for Dwarf

D is for Dwarf

by Marc Richard

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Overview

Ever have one of those days?
You know the ones.

When your wicked stepmother, the one who tried to drown when you were a baby, asks her mirror who's the fairest of them all,
and the mirror, whose opinion is only an opinion, says it's you, and so she spends your whole young adult life trying to kill you off,
so that she can once again be the prettiest, and now it's your wedding day, and she still won't let up?

No?

Just me?

Sigh.


Anyway,

Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.


Okay, it wasn't long ago, it was just a few minutes ago.

And it wasn't far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/ Action Fun Park in New Jersey.


Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, and the Pepperoni Prince.

And of course, the dwarfs:

Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug.

All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story,

Like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence.


Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.

Get your copy today!

Note: These books do not need to be read in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781975732523
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 08/23/2017
Series: Twisted Alphabet , #4
Pages: 112
Product dimensions: 5.06(w) x 7.81(h) x 0.23(d)

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