Death by Haggis

Death by Haggis

by Jay B Cutts


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An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels."

Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man.

Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?***********

Judge, 23rd Annual Writer's Digest Self-Published Book Awards:

5 stars in all categories

"DEATH BY HAGGIS by Jay Cutts is a hilarious book sure to be enjoyed by those who find parodies entertaining. Recommended...

... it's a fun romp. Truly one to be enjoyed as a great form of light entertainment. I hope this author will continue to write many books for years to come, for surely he's already found many fans already looking for his next effort!"

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781481883696
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 12/30/2012
Pages: 252
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.53(d)

About the Author

Jay Cutts is the author of numerous funny things that have mostly never seen the light of day. Here is your big chance.

Jay is also the author of Barron's LSAT Prep Book and Barron's MCAT Prep Book. These books aren't funny in the slightest but you won't care if you need to get into law or medical school.

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