E is for Eyeball

E is for Eyeball

by Marc Richard


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Like reading Poe on nitrous oxide.

Have you ever wanted to escape?

Ever wished you were a character in a story?

Be careful what you wish for.

I wanted that once, too.

And now here I am. And it sucks.

How did I get here?

What did I do to deserve this?

Trapped in the nightmarish world of Edgar Allan Poe

Sort of.

Why are these tales so much worse than the originals?

Why is everyone I meet so annoying? And what's the deal with their wonky eyeballs?

E is for Eyeball is what happens when you put works of public domain into the hands of an incompetent lunatic.

Horrific. Hilarious. Ridiculous.

You'll laugh till your eyes pop out.

"A real mustn't read." -Every Critic Ever

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781078793650
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date: 04/06/2020
Series: The Alphabet Books
Pages: 182
Product dimensions: 5.06(w) x 7.81(h) x 0.39(d)

About the Author

Marc Richard lives in Portland, Maine in a shack in the woods with his wife Jill, his dog Ethan, some pots and pans, and a lemon. However, today it's a lime, as it's fajita night.

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