I Just Want to Pee Alone

I Just Want to Pee Alone

by Kick Ass Bloggers

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Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!" I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland. Read hysterical essays like: Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

Product Details

BN ID: 2940016634265
Publisher: @throat_punch books
Publication date: 04/09/2013
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 202
Sales rank: 358,946
File size: 366 KB

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A collection of essays from some of the funniest Bloggers on the web.

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I Just Want to Pee Alone 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 8 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If this book offends you, GOOD! Lol you need it...this about covers raising kids...I would know, I have 4! Love, love, love it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Very funny stories! Definitely made me want to read the 2nd book in this series!
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this book and will be reading the next one. It's great to see that I'm not the only mom out there to have these thoughts about parenting. You definitely shouldn't read it if you don't have a sense of humor!
Autumn2 More than 1 year ago
I actually heard about this book in one of my groups on facebook. And when I saw the title I knew I had to go and see the hype. As I was looking about on who all the authors were I knew at least two of the blogs The divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva and Rants From Mommyland. I knew that them two automatically had to be funny. So I went ahead bought the book and dove right into it. From the beginning I literally was laughing so hard that I had to stop reading. I would repeat the story to my husband and he would just be like oh okay.  I found a majority of the stories hilarious, I could relate to some of them in one way or another. Now there were a few of the stories being told that I just was like umm what? I didn't get entertained, I felt that maybe the book could have done without a few. I think in total it was like 3 or 4 that I didn't enjoy. But hey to each their own. I really liked where it was said that it takes a village to raise a child especially with humor. And I have learned as a mother that it does and you have to have humor with raising children or you will go crazy and want to curl up and cry,  If you need a short pick me up a laugh from other moms. Then I suggest you get this book. I will be recommending this book to a lot of my mother friends. 
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A wonderful collection of funny voices! Great reading for beach of bathroom. Great gifting, too!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So funny. I laughed the whole time
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ewwwwwwww would rate 0 stars if could do not read :p