I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

by Eugene Mirman

Vinyl LP(Long Playing Record)

Product Details

Release Date: 10/30/2015
Label: Sub Pop
UPC: 0098787114812
catalogNumber: 71148

Tracks

Disc 1

  1. A Gift From Derrick (Intro)
  2. Some Jokes That Have to Do With My Girlfriend, a Hotel in Boston, a Man
  3. Sub Pop Showcase at SxSW
  4. Ask a Pastor
  5. Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
  6. A Linkedin Profile
  7. The Time I Was Mugged in Mexico With Michael Stipe
  8. Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making a ‘Zine
  9. Contacting Celebrities on Facebook
  10. Not Happy With a Parking Ticket I Got in Portsmouth, NH
  11. Paintings I Made to Showcase at My Local Whole Foods
  12. I Marry a Couple From the Audience on Stage

Disc 2

  1. Welcome to the Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
  2. The Body
  3. Feet & Legs
  4. Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
  5. Heart
  6. Throat, Arms & Hands
  7. Head
  8. Thank You Body, Simple Ways to Relax
  9. Enter the Fuckscape
  10. Take a Ride On the Poon Schooner
  11. I’m a Dirty Little for eign Advisor
  12. I Thought I Was the Pancake Man
  13. You’re a World-Class Pussy-Grifter

Disc 3

  1. Introduction
  2. Horse
  3. Horse Galloping
  4. Horse III
  5. Duck
  6. Duck II
  7. Dog
  8. Cat
  9. Cat Purring
  10. Cat Asking for Directions
  11. Two Sheep Arguing
  12. Mice Making Fried Rice
  13. Bear
  14. Wolf
  15. Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
  16. Giraffe Sleeping
  17. Turtle
  18. Turtle II
  19. Chicken Prostitute Haggling
  20. Shark
  21. Toilet Flushing
  22. Blender
  23. Automatic Door Opening
  24. Doorbell
  25. Alarm Clock
  26. Frying Pan Sizzle
  27. Teapot Whistle
  28. Dishwasher Running
  29. Telephone Ringing
  30. Telephone Falling on the Ground
  31. Shower Running
  32. Crackling Fire
  33. VCR Ejecting a Tape
  34. Group of Businessmen Agreeing
  35. Baby Locked in a Dresser
  36. Fart
  37. Long Fart
  38. Fart III
  39. Little Girl Crying
  40. Man Walking in Boots
  41. Screaming Man
  42. Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like a Man
  43. TV Audience Clapping at Food
  44. Drum Circle
  45. Rave
  46. Last Guy at a Rave
  47. Train
  48. Steam Engine
  49. Neon Sign
  50. Motorcycle
  51. Scanning an Item
  52. Feeling for a Ripe Avocado
  53. Jihadist After Seeing About a Boy
  54. Jack-in-the-Box
  55. Jigsaw Puzzle
  56. Fire Truck
  57. Video Game
  58. Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
  59. Naturalized Immigrant Doing a Job You Are Unqualified for
  60. Abortion Doctor Enjoying a Candy Bar
  61. Grand Wizard Can’t Find a Sock
  62. Powerful Senator
  63. Powerful Senator II
  64. Fighter Plane
  65. Ambient Noise in an Airplane
  66. Airplane Flying
  67. Police Siren
  68. Police Siren in Europe
  69. Police Siren in Belgium
  70. Gun Shot
  71. Machine Gun
  72. .357 Magnum Inside a Watermelon
  73. Gays in the Military
  74. Thunder
  75. Rain
  76. Hurricane
  77. Blizzard
  78. Snowing
  79. Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
  80. Computer Downloading a File
  81. New Email
  82. Traffic
  83. Kids Playing in the Park
  84. Kids Playing in the Park II
  85. Spaceship Flying
  86. Spaceship Crashing
  87. Going to Warp Speed
  88. Alien Supermarket
  89. Laser Gunfire
  90. Someone Controlling Technology by Waving Their Hands
  91. Ronald Reagan Taking a Shower
  92. Tacos
  93. Fur Coat Getting Fucked by a Bunch of Cats
  94. Tree Falling in a for est
  95. Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong
  96. Summertime
  97. People Being Diligent at an Ad Agency
  98. Helicopters
  99. Living Helicopter Complaining

Disc 4

  1. A Medically Reliable Introduction to Digital Drugs
  2. Marijuana
  3. PCP
  4. Heroin
  5. Apple Cider Vinegar
  6. MDMA
  7. LSD
  8. Amoxicillin
  9. Peyote
  10. Amaretto Sour
  11. Oxycodone

Disc 5

  1. Crying
  2. More Crying
  3. Still Crying
  4. I Simply Keep Crying

Disc 6

  1. Welcome to My Russian Audio Phrasebook
  2. Common Statements & Questions for Everyday Situations
  3. Conversational Russian in the Workplace
  4. Casual Phrases for Parties, Pubs & Outings
  5. Proper Dinner Conversation for the Educated Guest
  6. Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
  7. Useful Phrases While On Vacation in Russia
  8. Commonplace Subjects Within the Rich World of Academia
  9. Polite Ways to Engage People of High Status

Disc 7

  1. Intro to Ringtones
  2. Phone Call
  3. Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
  4. Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
  5. Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
  6. Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
  7. Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
  8. Phone Is Ringing
  9. Friend
  10. Love
  11. Spicy Fish
  12. Mother Calling
  13. Father Calling
  14. Mother 2
  15. Father 2
  16. Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
  17. Aaaaaaaa
  18. Wife Calling
  19. Husband Calling
  20. Someone Is Calling
  21. Fuckface Calling
  22. Acquaintance
  23. Unnnnnn
  24. Auauauauauauau
  25. Wouowowoooouuuooo
  26. Whistle Ring
  27. Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
  28. Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
  29. Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
  30. Gwreeegwkqreu
  31. Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
  32. Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
  33. Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
  34. Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
  35. Answer the Phone
  36. Pffrrrtttt
  37. Susan Sarandon Is Calling
  38. Colleague
  39. Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
  40. Hey!
  41. Waffles
  42. Fuckbuddy
  43. Piano Cleaner
  44. Bryan
  45. Cream Cheese
  46. Rabbi
  47. Priest
  48. I Can't Answer the Phone
  49. Intro to Outgoing Voicemail Messages
  50. Dr. Fart
  51. Sarah
  52. Social Anxiety
  53. The Sizzle-Maker
  54. Mittens
  55. Kate
  56. No Answer
  57. Debbie
  58. Andrew
  59. Phil Donahue
  60. Kaitlin
  61. Old Man
  62. Steve
  63. Lucy
  64. Judy
  65. Megan
  66. Leave Your Name
  67. Kim
  68. Tim
  69. Miguel
  70. Sebastian
  71. Penicillin Dong
  72. Thong McHacky-Sack
  73. Matt
  74. Katie
  75. Confident Balls
  76. Robert
  77. Mr. Shitface
  78. Pile of Sneakers
  79. Pasta Nasty
  80. Crème Fresh Jackson
  81. I Can’t Answer the Phone
  82. Flitchy Woo-Woo
  83. Slick Motherfucker
  84. Sleepy Horse
  85. Can’t Come to Phone
  86. Dawn
  87. I Am a Doctor
  88. Nick
  89. Poodle
  90. Hello, Mr. Cunt
  91. Standard Greeting 1
  92. Standard Greeting 2
  93. Standard Greeting 3
  94. Standard Greeting 4
  95. Standard Greeting 5
  96. Standard Greeting 6
  97. Standard Greeting 7
  98. I Can’t Answer the Phone (But I Want to )

Disc 8

  1. Please Take off Your Shoes
  2. Don Draper Has the Flu
  3. Moons Over Your Hammy
  4. It’s Not a Slumber Party Without Thor
  5. Now My Back Hurts
  6. Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
  7. Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
  8. Oops
  9. Sneaking Around the Zoo
  10. Goodnight, Buddy
  11. Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
  12. Faxed to the Wrong Number
  13. Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
  14. 1960’s Street Fight
  15. Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks
  16. You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
  17. Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep a Secret
  18. The Best Misunderstanding
  19. Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
  20. Kindhearted Fireman
  21. Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
  22. Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. and Mrs. President
  23. Ice Cream Hearts Melting in the Love-Sun
  24. offal for Lunch, Woo-Hoo for Dinner
  25. Goofballs Having Silly Fun
  26. The Jackal Never Misses!
  27. Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
  28. Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance of Rain
  29. Don’t Mind If I Do…
  30. Round One Goes to Princess-Rump
  31. Happy and Stuffed
  32. Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch
  33. Pleasant Surprise at Sleepaway Camp
  34. Handsome Old Man Has a Tummy Ache
  35. Have We Met?
  36. No, Please… After You
  37. Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It
  38. Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
  39. 88% On Rotten to matoes
  40. Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
  41. Two Rascals Showing off
  42. 48 and Flexible
  43. That Was Worth It
  44. Bandits Helping Around the House
  45. Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
  46. I’m the Autodidact of Amour
  47. Oh, My Wife Knows
  48. That Was the Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
  49. The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
  50. Just Two Doves at a Sweat Party
  51. We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation in Holland
  52. Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
  53. Two Adults in a Small Space
  54. Dude, We’re On the 5 O’Clock News
  55. www.thepleasuresallmine.gov
  56. I Don’t Have the Hiccups Anymore
  57. Thank You for Allowing Me Access to Your Oven
  58. These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
  59. Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
  60. I Could Sure Use a Glass of Water Now
  61. The Kindness of Strangers
  62. We’re Registered at Bed, Bath & Behind
  63. IT Department Doesn’t Have a Care in the World
  64. Brassy, Bald and Ejaculating
  65. I Voted for McCain in 2000
  66. New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
  67. Paul Can Really Push Good
  68. Stay in My Guest Room As Long As You Want
  69. David and Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
  70. Doin’ the Flip-A-Doo
  71. Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer
  72. Germaphobe Does Not Mind
  73. Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
  74. Fourscore and Seven Years of Happy-Happy
  75. Fart Walrus
  76. French Woman Enjoying a Danish
  77. No Shirt, No Shoes: Service
  78. With Or Without You (Preferably With)
  79. Shouts and Murmurs
  80. Pilates Are Invigorating
  81. I'll Take a Look at the Dessert Menu
  82. The Last Rock Star
  83. It's Noon Somewhere
  84. My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
  85. Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
  86. Love Clean Up, Aisle One
  87. Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
  88. Divorced MILF at a Used Record Store
  89. This Cheesecake Is Divine
  90. Jam Session
  91. Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want to )
  92. Even Better Than An Associate Degree
  93. I Went to School in the Boston Area
  94. Happiness Is a Warm Dong
  95. Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
  96. Call Me Dr. Stardust
  97. Now That's How a Puppy Should Sneeze
  98. Fun Times Inside a Grain Elevator
  99. Operation Cooch-Toot

Album Credits

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

See All Customer Reviews