It Ain't So Awful, Falafel

It Ain't So Awful, Falafel

by Firoozeh Dumas


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Zomorod (Cindy) Yousefzadeh is the new kid on the block . . . for the fourth time. California’s Newport Beach is her family’s latest perch, and she’s determined to shuck her brainy loner persona and start afresh with a new Brady Bunch name—Cindy. It’s the late 1970s, and fitting in becomes more difficult as Iran makes U.S. headlines with protests, revolution, and finally the taking of American hostages. Even puka shell necklaces, pool parties, and flying fish can't distract Cindy from the anti-Iran sentiments that creep way too close to home. A poignant yet lighthearted middle grade debut from the author of the best-selling Funny in Farsi.

California Library Association’s John and Patricia Beatty Award Winner
Florida Sunshine State Young Readers Award (Grades 6–8)
New York Historical Society’s New Americans Book Prize Winner
Middle East Book Award for Youth Literature, Honorable Mention
Booklist 50 Best Middle Grade Novels of the 21stCentury

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781328740960
Publisher: HMH Books
Publication date: 08/15/2017
Edition description: Reprint
Pages: 384
Sales rank: 55,282
Product dimensions: 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.60(d)
Age Range: 10 - 12 Years

About the Author

Firoozeh Dumas was born in Abadan, Iran, and grew up in California and her birth country. She is the author of the New York Times best-selling memoir Funny in Farsi, and lives in Munich, Germany, with her husband and three children. Visit her website at

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Today’s Sunday and we’re moving, again. Not everything fit in the moving truck, so our huge light blue Chevrolet Impala, or “land yacht,” as the used-car salesman called it, is filled to the brim with boxes, pillows, and kitchen appliances. The back window’s rolled down so the vacuum cleaner handle can stick out.
     I am eleven years old, and this is my fourth move. I haven’t met anyone who has moved so many times before sixth grade. Normal families move once or twice because they find a house with a swimming pool or more closet space, in the same town. Every time we move, it’s to a new city or a new country.
     I was born in Abadan, Iran. When I was in second grade, we moved to Compton, California. We stayed two years. For fourth grade, we moved back to Iran. Fifth grade, back to Compton. Now we’re moving to Newport Beach. The two cities are only an hour apart, but they might as well be in different galaxies. In Newport Beach, there’s no graffiti on the walls or overturned shopping carts on the sides of freeways. You don’t see any stores with broken windows. There are trees everywhere and the city looks like it has just come back from a visit to a beauty salon. Where are the rusty cars with missing tires? Not in Newport Beach. There are a lot of those in Compton, usually on people’s front lawns.
     If our crazy nomadic life has taught us one thing, it’s this: Don’t buy stuff that breaks easily. Everything has to be packed sooner or later. Even our plants are made of plastic. Wherever we live, we have our fake red roses in the living room and the fake yellow daisies in our kitchen. They’re ugly and don’t look real at all; they look like those plants in horror movies that come to life and eat people. But they’re one of the few constants in my life. At least they’re always there.
     The only time a kid came to my house after school in Compton, we were walking to my room when she suddenly stopped in front of the plants and asked what they were for. I thought that was a stupid question. I mean, how many possible uses could there be? They’re just plastic flowers. But later, I realized that they are so big and ugly that they look like they should do something, maybe catch flies or squirt air freshener.
     As we pull up to our new home in Newport Beach, I cannot believe my eyes. Our house has two stories and is surrounded by a huge lawn made of real grass.
     “Do we have to take care of the whole lawn, Baba?” I ask, trying to figure out where our part of the grass begins and ends. There is no chainlink fence between the houses, so it looks like everyone’s living in a huge park.
     “No,” my dad says. “There are gardeners.”
     I look at my mom to see how relieved she must be to hear this, but she’s busy using the mirror on the side of the car to reapply her pink lipstick.
     Our house in Compton had a small patch of grass in the front and back. By the time we figured out how often we were supposed to water it, it was all dead. Some of our neighbors had fake lawns. From far away, they looked good—better than our real, dead lawn, anyway.
     As we get out of the car, I see an older lady standing in the driveway, and she seems way overdressed for daytime. She reminds me of Mrs. Thurston Howell III on Gilligan’s Island. My mother introduces herself as my dad tries to unload the vacuum cleaner, which by now is sticking so far out the window that it almost hit the tree next to the driveway when we pulled in.
     “I am Nastaran Yousefzadeh,” she says, making the whole sentence sound like one word. “Dees eez Zomorod Yousefzadeh,” she adds, pointing to me.
     I smile. I can tell the lady’s getting nervous. She has no idea what my mother just said. She has this strained expression, like she’s trying to smile but only half her face is cooperating. My father, holding the vacuum cleaner, joins us, and the lady finally says, “I’m Mrs. Mavis, your landlady. Hello, Mr. You—You—Yous . . .” Her voice trails off, which is fine, since we never expect anyone to get past the first syllable of our last name. Two points for trying, Lady Mavis.
     Then she gives him a key and shouts, “DO NOT LOSE THIS POOL KEY!” She pauses, looks at each of us, and continues, “If you do, you must pay fifty dollars, that’s FIFTY DOLLARS, for a replacement.” Then, for reasons I cannot understand, she repeats herself, but this time, loudly and slowly, “DO. NOT. LOSE. THIS. POOL. KEY.”
     I so badly want to ask her, “ARE. WE. ALLOWED. TO. LOSE. THIS. POOL. KEY?” but I don’t. My mom stands there smiling like a statue. My dad, still clutching the vacuum cleaner, keeps nodding his head and repeating, “Yes, yes.” He does that when he’s nervous, which is often. I just roll my eyes and walk through our new front door.
     Our home is a “condo,” short for condominium. I figure this out when the landlady gives us a binder, Rules for Condominium Living, which we also have to return when we move out. Apparently there is no fine for losing the binder.
     “Zomorod,” my dad says to me, “read this and tell your mom what it says.” My mom hasn’t learned much English. I always encourage her to try, but she says, “Az man gozasheh.
     It’s too late for me.
     That’s the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard, and I tell her so. This always makes her mad. She says I should be a nicer daughter. But I am a nice daughter! I just don’t want to be her translator for the rest of my life.
     The rulebook begins with a “Welcome to Condominium Living!” page that shows a happy, good-looking blond family standing with another happy, good-looking blond family next to a barbecue, the fathers holding trays of hamburgers and hot dogs. We do not look anything like the people in the picture, but for once it doesn’t matter. If there is one thing the Yousefzadehs love, it’s grilling. My dad calls himself the King of Kebabs. I can almost imagine having a party with our new neighbors, just like in the picture—except that one of the families will be standing apart, holding a tray of bright orange, almost glow-in-the-dark chicken that everyone looks at but no one tries. This is what happens when you use saffron marinade instead of barbecue sauce.

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It Ain't So Awful, Falafel 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Rosemary-Standeven More than 1 year ago
I received this copy from the publisher via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review This is a lovely, heart-warming story about a young girl growing up in a foreign country and juggling the demands of her social world and that of her parents and their culture. Zomorod is about the same age as me, but that is about the only similarity in our lives. I remember the Shah of Iran being ousted when I was a child, but as then I had never met an Iranian, it did not really impinge that much on my consciousness. I would hope that I would have reacted more humanely than many of Zomorod’s classmates did when she joined the school, and then when her world fell apart. Since then I have met many wonderful Iranians, and probably the best holiday of my life was when I spent two weeks on a tour around Iran. I now am fascinated about everything Iranian, and this book was a particular pleasure. The dedication at the beginning is “to all the kids who don’t belong, whatever the reason”. Zomorod did not fit in at all well at the start. She knew none of the requisite social pleasantries, her mother didn’t speak English, and her father could bore anyone and everyone with his expositions about the oil industry in Iran. Bullying at school was a perpetual trial. Changing her name to the more pronounceable “Cindy” was a step towards social acceptability. And once she had found a real friend in the amazing Caroline (why can’t we all be like Caroline and her family), things started to look up. But then world events crash headlong into Cindy’s fragile American life, and the bullying of her and her family take a really nasty turn. The growing crisis in Iran is dealt with so informatively, and from such a personal point of view, that it has a much greater impact than would a history book about the same material. History books seldom manage to portray the overwhelming impact on an individuals’ life of earth-shattering events. In this book, the effects of the Shah and Khomeini’s decisions are felt keenly in America and in Iran – from so many different points of view, but all through the eyes of a young girl. You know intellectually how things will unfold, but reading about the crisis, from one phone call to the next, really leaves an indelible emotional mark. Cindy is remarkably resilient, and positive throughout her adversity, and more and more helped through by the “kindness of strangers”. At the end of the book, the author points out that kindness is the main theme of the book, and how it can make such an enormous difference to everyone’s life. Her website on the “Falafel Kindness Project” is also worth a look. I loved this book for many reasons, and I hope you will too
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She lay down.