Miserable Holiday Stories

by Alex Bernstein

Overview

Throw another yule log on the fire and twist that final menorah lightbulb! Author and humorist Alex Bernstein presents a collection of quirky, bittersweet tales calculated to ruin even the most blessed festivities. No matter which holidays you celebrate, these 10 stories give new meaning to the idea of "re-gifting." Featuring the Glimmer Train finalist (but not winner) "Brownie Mix", the infamous chapter-book parody "The #$@!# Bicycle Boys Save Christmas, Again!", the never-before-printed "Blue Christmas", and stories previously appearing in such eclectic journals as The Big Jewel, Litro, Corvus, eFiction, Dysfunctional Family Story, The Legendary, Blue Print Review, and Hobo Pancakes, Miserable Holiday Stories is the perfect gift for that special someone you'd rather not ever hear from again.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940148353010
Publisher:	Prom On Mars
Publication date:	12/10/2013
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	NOOK Book
Sales rank:	577,513
File size:	295 KB

About the Author

Alex Bernstein is a freelance writer in New Jersey. His work has appeared at Litro, Corvus, BluePrintReview, Hobo Pancakes, Gi60, The Rumpus, The Legendary, The Big Jewel, MonkeyBicycle, Yankee Pot Roast, Swink, and PopImage, among others. Please visit him at www.promonmars.com.