Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

by Stassi Schroeder


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ISBN-13: 9781982112462
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 04/16/2019
Pages: 240
Sales rank: 1,920
Product dimensions: 6.10(w) x 8.70(h) x 1.00(d)

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Table of Contents

Introduction ix

Section I Basic AF

Chapter 1 Find Your Voice 3

Chapter 2 Why Musical Theater Is Cool AF 17

Chapter 3 The Cult of Stassi 27

Chapter 4 Obsessed 35

Section II Committed AF

Chapter 5 Basic Breakups 53

Chapter 6 Next Level Dealbreakers 65

Chapter 7 Like a Virgin 83

Chapter 8 Witches of WeHo 93

Chapter 9 Get Yours 103

Section III Hot AF

Chapter 10 Style Confessions 115

Chapter 11 Who Wore It Worst? 127

Chapter 12 How to Look Hot on Social 137

Chapter 13 Basic Beauty 145

Chapter 14 What's in My Bag (Uncensored) 163

Section IV Eat, Orink, and Be Enlightened AF

Chapter 15 Cocktail Hour(s) 171

Chapter 16 A Foodie's Nightmare 181

Chapter 17 What's Your Sign? 201

Chapter 18 Hashtag Namaste 209

Chapter 19 Basic Mistakes 217

Acknowledgments 223

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Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 8 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You have to get Stassi’s personality to “get it.” Her matter of fact book will really hit home with lots of people who have watched her grow up on Vanderpump. Her life being an open book she embraced her life lessons and worked to get where she is at. Bravo Stassi... good job!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fun Read!
Anonymous 9 months ago
Stassi Schroeder is one hysterical human! I laughed until my eyes watered and my waterproof mascara ran down my face! I learned some things that I never thought about myself and am now trying to be easier on myself with. It’s a “work in progress” for me, but I have already put to use “what to carry” in my handbag at all times, that I am not a 5’11 Victoria’s Secret model trying to wear fashion that just doesn’t work for me, and I can eat as many hotdogs as I want and call myself a “foodie.” There are several more, but I would be writing a ton to tell you that I was so sad when I came to the last page. I’ve not laughed this hard, in front of people, in a very longtime. Stassi Schroeder, you are one seriously talented woman. I will look back at many pages to inspire me for times to come. Yes, I bought those shorts and bra tops, along with a puffy jacket and high heels! I have retired them to the “give away” pile because I’m 54 years old and that’s not even remotely realistic for me. Lol! Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m 5’9, 140 lbs. blonde and blue eyed, but I’m 54 years old! I was looking at the unrealistic as I toted my two grandchildren behind me and called myself a “fashionista! In this book, I found a little more hope for my insane lack of self-esteem, over judgmental, lack of “fashion” sense and my bad attitude woman that I am. You have “knocked this out of the park,” spot on, won on this one! You are bright, beautiful, hysterical, successful and damn good at penning the written word to inspire, even me, to look at myself differently. So, thank you and congratulations on your very first book! You deserve every accolade that comes your way. For every, single person that picks up this right of passage, I hope you laugh as hard as I did, that you find yourself somewhere in between the written lines and like yourself just a little bit more or as much as I have. Stassi Schroeder, you have shown more courage than I ever have, and yes, I saved lives in the operating room for thirty years, but it doesn’t come close to what you gave to me through your book. Yes, saving lives is serious, don’t get me wrong, but saving myself is a gift that you gave me through every page of your book. So, BRAVO to you! You conquered your fears and did it. Keep on writing, it is a gift. Sincerest Regards, Kim D.
Anonymous 10 months ago
Yawn! This book is well, basic.
Anonymous 11 months ago
Have watched Vanderpump on Bravo even though I am Science & Business background person, I enjoy the other side occasionally Bravo shows explore/offer...That said I am enjoying this light, well sort of light & funny young vibes read by Stassi Schroeder. Chapter 4 I almost went out and tossed the book in my Chimenea to burn! Chapter 4 Obsessed her love of all things "death" "ghost" "devil" "666" etc leaves me praying for her soul as she is clearly led astray by her sick obsessions. I get the "New Orleans" vibe and do get that but relate and choose GOD and the good force completely. We live in a world where good & evil are battling it out and GOOD will win although that requires us to choose the GOOD over evil. She plays in a world I would not.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funniest book I’ve read in a long time!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Wow! What a great book. Who can out it down? "A must read." It's quite a ride. #$%^
Anonymous 12 months ago