by Ryan Spargo


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Do you have any clue who you're supposed to be? Because Benny doesn't, and it's really bothering him. He's given up hope of figuring it all out, and he doesn't want to live. That is, until he meets a gorgeous redheaded runner, her enormous ex-boyfriend, and his equally huge brother. And suddenly, living may not be his choice to make after all.Schmuck is a dark comedy about finding yourself in the midst of unsure circumstances. Benny, a young professional lacking self-assurance and drive, finds himself hating the very idea of continuing to live. Choosing to take his own life, he sets out to end it all, until he meets Becca, a gorgeous, vibrant runner, and he suddenly can't remember why he'd want to die in the first place. But things may not be as good as they seem, and soon Benny will have to come to terms with Becca's past, even if that means getting more than a closer look into her life.

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ISBN-13: 9781523794027
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 01/30/2016
Pages: 152
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.35(d)

About the Author

Ryan Spargo has spent almost all of his life never shutting up, so it's rather fitting that he decided to become a storyteller. This is his first novel, so you'll have to forgive him for doting over it like a new father. When he isn't writing and telling stories, he's laughing, singing and talking to himself, and creating other ways to bother people with his stories. He is married to a wonderful woman (you'd know that if you had read the Acknowledgments) and lives in Tennessee, though it's hard to keep his feet on the ground. Or his mouth shut. Did I mention he talks a lot?

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