In The Queen V, the beloved OB-GYN, celebrity doctor, and star of Bravo's Married to Medicine reveals the twelve principles behind a happy and healthy vagina…and other lady parts.
After twenty years of private obstetrics and gynecological practice, there’s nothing Dr. Jackie Walters hasn’t seen. And now, in her new book, the widely-adored OB-GYN invites you to put your feet in the stirrups and investigate. Whether she’s covering libido, contraceptives, labiaplasty, or fertility, Dr. Jackie educates readers with her characteristic grace and pragmatism. Both funny and informative, she brings you on a quest through the female reproductive system—answering all the burning (and itching, and smelling…) questions you’ve always been afraid to ask.
Dr. Jackie knows that every woman is different, and she’s designed a reading experience that’s tailor-made for each individual. After taking a fun quiz to uncover your own vaginal personality (V.P.), you'll embark upon an eye-opening journey of self-discovery. Are you a Mary Jane, a Sanctified Snatch, or a Notorious V.A.G.? What’s the shape of your vaginal flower—rosebud, tulip, or carnation? Dr. Jackie reveals the answer and doles out advice so personal you’ll feel like you’re in the office talking to her.
For every time you've been draped in a paper gown and too embarrassed to ask that question, Dr. Jackie has you covered. Her book is a woman's guide to self-awareness that will educate, entertain, and empower others to achieve vaginal liberation. It's a must-read for anyone who owns (or loves) a vagina.
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About the Author
Table of Contents
HOW TO READ THIS BOOK
What Exactly Is a VP?
How I Found My VP
The Quiz: What's Your Vaginal Personality?
5 Qs About Your VP
How VPs Reign in This Book
PRINCIPLE #1: DON'T CALL IT WRONG IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
"The Most Beautiful Vagina in the World"
Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Sexual Anatomy 101: Your Vulva-Let's Call Her Your Vaginal Flower!
Which Is Your Vaginal Flower?
Mirror, Mirror on the . . . Floor
Lumps and Bumps
5 Answers for Your Doctor
The Specialist's Corner: Vaginal Surgery
Point of V: Know Thyself
PRINCIPLE #2: VAJACIALS ARE REAL-BUT YOU ONLY NEED ONE THING FOR DOWN THERE CARE
Unfortunately, You're Being Vagishamed
The 10 Vaginal Hygiene Commandments
The Truth About Douches
What Exactly Is a Vajacial?
Grow Hair or Go Bare?
5 Very Private Questions You Might Be Too Embarrassed to Ask
The Specialist's Corner: Pelvic Floor Health
Point of V: Get Beyond Hairy Situations
PRINCIPLE #3: THE SECRET TO BOOSTING YOUR LIBIDO ISN'T USUALLY IN A PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE
The New Science of Libido
7 Myths About a Woman's Libido
From the Sahara Desert to the Mississippi River
VPs and Low Sex Drive
No Sexual Appetite? Maybe You're Hungry for Something Else
Have You Had Your Vitamin S Today?
Intentional Loving: Getting All the S You Want
The Specialist's Corner: Sex Therapy, Part 1
When the Problem Is Medical
The 3 Types of Sexual Dysfunction in Women
Boost Your Supplemental Knowledge, Boost Your Libido
Point of V: Heed a Diferent Holy Trinity
PRINCIPLE #4: DISCOVER WHO YOU ARE IN BED-EVERY DAY
Welcome to Spaghetti Junction
How to Set Your GPS for Sexual Satisfaction
Uncover Your Queen V's Superpowers
Asking for What You Want Between the Sheets
When You Would Do Anything for Love-But You Won't Do That
The Specialist's Corner: Sex Therapy, Part 2
Point of V: Get Sexually Strategic
PRINCIPLE #5: GET AS DOWN AND DIRTY AS YOU WANT- BUT REMEMBER THIS
The Pope of Your Vagina
How to Protect Your Queen V in Any Sexy Situation
7 Times to Get Tested for a Sexually Transmitted Infection Common Infections (And How to Treat Them)
What's Lube Got to Do with It?
What's Your Queen V's Favorite Condom?
Tough Talks: How to Tell Someone You Have an STI
Point of V: Stop with the Sins of Omission
PRINCIPLE #6: YOU NEED A PLATINUM-LEVEL PROTECTION PLAN-EVEN IF YOU'RE MARRIED
The Delivery-Day Surprise
Picking the Best Birth Control for You
7 Reasons to Use Hormonal Birth Control (That Actually Have Nothing to Do with Pregnancy)
How to Put On a Condom
SOS! You Lost the Condom-Or It Broke
4 Things You Should Never Do with a Condom
Why Your Queen V Needs a Protection Plan
Point of V: Reclaim Your Power
PRINCIPLE #7: ALWAYS PLAN YOUR TRIP TO HIS NETHERLANDS
Not Every Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words
Meeting a King P
You Started with the Mirror on the Floor, But Now . . .
Charting Your Course to His Netherlands
Point of V: Inspect Every Inch
PRINCIPLE #8: KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE SEX TOYS TO THE PROFESSIONALS
How Could She Not Feel Any Nuts?
What Every Grown Woman Can Gain from a Toy Collection
Sexual Anatomy 102: Your G-Spot and Beyond
The VP of Sex Toys
Don't Forget to Clean Up After Climax
The Specialist's Corner: Pleasure Objects
Point of V: Go with the Pros
PRINCIPLE #9: TREAT YOUR PERIOD LIKE A FRENEMY
"We Were Friendly . . . But I Could've Pushed Her Down the Stairs and Not Felt Bad."
What Is a Period?
The Subtle Art of Besting a Frenemy
How to Track Your Cycle and What It All Means
Periods Gone Wrong
Top Questions Women Ask Me About Their Period
Riding the Cotton Pony (And Other Ways to Capture Your Flow)
Sex on the Red Sea: How to Get It On When You're on Your Period
What Happens When You Forget a Tampon Inside You
When Will It Be Over? Managing Menopause
Point of V: Be Frenemies with Benefits
PRINCIPLE #10: KNOW YOUR BREASTS LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR WAY HOME
The $450 Shirt
What Exactly Is Breast Cancer?
A Guide to Getting to Know Your Girls
Your Whole-Body Approach to Fighting Breast Cancer
"So What Have You Been Eating?"
The Truth About Not Getting Tested
The Specialist's Corner: Breast Cancer
Point of V: Boldly Take Your Health into Your Own Hands
PRINCIPLE #11: IF YOU DON'T CONTROL YOUR FERTILITY, IT WILL CONTROL YOU
"Which Child Is Yours?"
What Is Infertility?
Sexual Anatomy 103: What Drives Your Fertility
What Causes Infertility?
How to Control Your Fertility Through the Years
How to Have a Baby: So You Want to Be a Mom?
How Not to Have a Baby: So you Don't Want to Be a Mom?
The Specialist's Corner: Teens and Birth Control
The Specialist's Corner: Fertility
The Specialist's Corner: Abortions
Point of V: Being Woke Isn't Just for Politics
PRINCIPLE #12: STOP WITH THE DÉJÀ VU APPOINTMENTS
The Problem with Getting Comfortable Being Uncomfortable
Breaking Through Barriers to Better Health
6 Common Déjà Vu Conditions
Every Woman Needs These 4 People on Her Sexual Health Team
Act Like a Lady, Think Like an MD
Point of V: Take Action!