You need to know the rules. You need to know the truth.
Max "The Psychokitty" Thompson, a renowned expert on All Things Kitty, has decided to share the breadth of his wisdom and the depth of his knowledge garnered through many in-depth discussion with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the people owned by cats.
Agift that will cost you less than $15...because that's how generous he is.