Along the way you will be terrified by Mrs Blanchings in her crystal-encrusted spectacles! You will feel your stomach churn at the description of Mr Creechley's ear wax! You will be moved to tears when Mr Merriwether treads on the juiciest monster pickle ever! And you will laugh out loud when Simon and Claire face mortal danger! In here, you will find an unrivalled collection of disgusting, decrepit, selfish, difficult and unpleasant people all getting up to no good whatsoever. Luckily, not all of them will come out of it alive!!!
The author, Professor Nigel Peasbody, esq is an eminent historian whose writing has been compared to that of Lemony Snickett.
Suitable for children and adults who like well-crafted language and an intelligent, funny, fast-paced, action-packed story with a complex plot and interesting characters.
Includes numerous cartoon illustrations by Sharon Rowe to keep everyone entertained.
About the Author
Professor Professor Nigel Peasbody, Esq, BVSc, BEng, Master of Origami, is the celebrated author of the Stagnant Swamp State School histories. He has just returned from a season touring with the Australian Symphony Orchestra. Unfortunately, he wasn’t one of the performers: he accidentally became locked inside a cello case and was carried around four continents as excess baggage. When he isn't locked inside a cello case, then he likes to write, and to knit pieces of string into useful objects such as telephone cosies and ornamental teapots.