Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

by Johnny B. Laughing

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible!

350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat…
Yo mama is so skinny…
Yo mama is so old…
Yo mama is so tall…
Yo mama is so short…
Yo mama is so stupid…
Yo mama is so poor…
Yo mama is so ugly…
Yo mama is so bald…
Yo mama is so hairy…
Yo mama is so lazy…
Other Yo mama jokes…

ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!

Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!

Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her!

Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease!

Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!

Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible!

Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license!

Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!

Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white!

Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway!

Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!

Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!

Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind!

Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing
The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940152077742
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing
Publication date: 08/04/2015
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 19,570
File size: 223 KB

About the Author

Making folks laugh since 2013! The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing enjoys jokes, pranks, and making other people laugh. His MASSIVE collection of joke books has sold tens of thousands of copies all over the world! Sign up for The Joke King's Club and get a FREE joke book today!

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes 4.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 17 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read these with my friends and then we had a yo mamma war
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Please get this book it is so funny.
Anonymous 4 months ago
Awsome
Anonymous 6 months ago
Yo mama's so ugly, fat,skinny,nasty, etc. Guess young kids would get a kick out of this book .
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
JUST GET IT NOOOOOWWWW
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Super funny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It is an awesome book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So fat she needs two king beds to sleep in. So ugly even cockroches look better. So dumb that when she walked to the dog the dog was behind her. So fat she thinks a highway is a sidewalk. So fat she tried to climb mount everest but got stuck. So small her bed is a twin and needed to be zero inches. So bad she kicked a mouse So mean she kicked herself out of her house. So big her bed only fits her pinkie toe. So fat shes bigger that bigfoot.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cool
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny, But I got in trouble for the jokes.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
That scorpion from mortal kombat says stay over there!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not the best I ave heard!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You can burn your worst enemys with this book. 1. Yo mama so ugly that frankenstien ran for his life. 2. Yo mama so fat that when she needed to take a picture for her drivers licence they needed a satellite. Good luck with some more burns for ya
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